In the whimsical lands of Wisconsin, a state where the cheese curds are crunchier, the Packers are greener, and the snowflakes are fluffier, there exists a tribe of extraordinary younglings known as the Kickin' Karate Kids of Kenosha. These kids aren't your average Wisconsinites, oh no! They've got cheesehead tenacity, Badger-like determination, and the nimbleness of a fleet-footed deer. Now, let's introduce you to their fearless leader, Kung Fu Kaden, a 10-year-old black belt with a cheese curd obsession and a knack for high-kicking hilarity. Kaden isn't like other karate masters; he wears a cheese-hat for a helmet and his laughter is so infectious that it could make a grumpy old badger snort with glee. Kaden and his Kickin' Karate Kids don't just practice karate, they live it, breathing in the spirit of Taekwon-cheese, a Wisconsin-famous style of karate that involves precision, discipline, and an uncanny ability to balance a stack of cheese curds on your nose. From Milwaukee to Madison, from Green Bay to La Crosse, the tales of their cheesy, karate chopping exploits echo. On weekends, you'll find them at their dojo, a colossal, barn-shaped building smelling slightly of cheddar, practicing roundhouse kicks, while swatting away mischievous mosquitoes. These karate kids are not just fun-loving, cheese-gobbling, karate masters, they are also the heart of Wisconsin, a testament to the state's spirit of hard work, fun, and a particular love for dairy products. So, if you're in Wisconsin, and you spot a kid executing a perfect karate chop while juggling a few cheese curds, you'll know you've run into one of the Kickin' Karate Kids of Kenosha, led by the infamous Kung Fu Kaden!

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Welcome to Portland's premier interactive museum and event venue, Experiment PDX, where imagination and creativity know no age limit! Conveniently situated in the heart of South East Portland on Stark St., within the elegant Luxury Bread Building, this remarkable space is dedicated to the exploration of arts, science, and the limitless boundaries of inquisitiveness. Proudly rooted in Portland, Experiment PDX is a treasure trove of geeky delights, facilitating a unique blend of education and entertainment. Our interactive museum of science and art invites children, families, and adults to indulge their curiosity and creativity through hands-on exhibits. But that's not all; we also provide a diverse range of classes, workshops, and talks led by local artists, academics, and cultural enthusiasts. And yes, we haven't forgotten about the fun-loving adults! At our 21+ events, beverages are available for purchase because, let's face it, who says adults can't have a bit of fun too? Experiment PDX is not just a museum, but also an exceptional venue for hosting children's birthday parties with exciting science and art themes. In addition, we offer event spaces for rent, perfect for a variety of functions. We look forward to welcoming you to a world of learning, creativity, and fun at Experiment PDX!

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At Infinity Martial Arts, we understand that every family is unique. That's why we offer a diverse selection of martial arts classes to ensure that everyone in your family can find something that works for them. Our Kids Martial Arts classes focus on helping young people build character and leadership qualities, while our Adult classes focus on self-defense and total-body fitness. We also offer Fitness Kickboxing classes for those who want to get a high-energy workout and tone their muscles. No matter what your family's needs are, Infinity Martial Arts has something for you.

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Karate America Oregon has a variety of programs designed to help you or your child reach their goals. Whether the goal is to build confidence and focus or to lose weight and get fit, our knowledgeable instructors create dynamic and engaging classes that will help you reach your goals. Our staff is dedicated to helping you and your family become the best versions of yourselves. Visit our website to learn more about our facility and programs, and join our welcoming community today.

Oregon, WI 53575
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