In the grand, green state of Oregon, where the towering Douglas firs whisper secrets to the clouds and the wild Pacific crashes melodically against the rugged coastline, there thrives a special breed of kiddos. These are the Oregon Ninja Kids! They are not your average, everyday children who spend their time playing video games or watching TV. Oh no, these kids are as hyperactive as a caffeinated chipmunk, and as nimble as a mountain goat on roller-skates. Now, you might be wondering, "What exactly do these Ninja Kids do?" Well, in the heart of Oregon, they scamper over the rolling sand dunes at the speed of speedy speedsters, they leap across the rocky crevices of Crater Lake like pint-sized superheroes, and they even zip-line through the dense forests of the Cascades, whooping their war cries into the wind. One of the most famous of these daring dynamos is a young lad named Billy "Beaver" Bumblefoot. Why "Beaver", you ask? Well, because in true Oregon spirit, Billy can gnaw through an entire log in under two minutes...with his bare hands! Also, he has big, fluffy hair that looks remarkably like a beaver's tail. Billy leads this energetic troupe with an infectious grin, an unstoppable spirit, and a humor that’s as constant as the Portland rain. And boy, can he tell a joke. His puns are as sharp as a porcupine’s quills and twice as funny. So, the next time you hear a rustle in the Oregon woods, it might not be a bigfoot. It could be Billy Bumblefoot and his Oregon Ninja Kids, practicing their cartwheels, their daring jumps, and their giggles, ready to take on the world, one Oregon adventure at a time!