Just south of Cloud-Cotton Candy and east of Dragon’s Breath Gorge, you'll find the exciting, radiant, and ever-mysterious state of New Mexico, or as the locals like to call it, "The Land of Enchantment." It's a place where the sun smiles wider than a Cheshire cat, the earth is spiced with red chili, and the skies are so clear you could swear the stars were winking at you. In this land, where cacti dance and coyotes sing lullabies to the moon, live the most adventurous and daring kids you could ever meet. Their favorite game? Lazer Tag! Yes, my friends, in this land of magic and mischief, the New Mexican kids are experts at real-life, action-packed, turbocharged Lazer Tag. Our hero, Zappo the Zinger, is one such kid. With his radiant red hair, illuminated like the sunset over the Rio Grande, Zappo is a superstar in the world of Lazer Tag. Armed with his trusty lazer blaster, "Zapp-Zapper," and shielded by his multi-colored, glow-in-the-dark armor, he's as conspicuous as a jackrabbit in a sombrero. Much to the chagrin of his opponents, Zappo owns the game with the speed of a roadrunner and the cunning of a desert fox. He zips and zaps, leaving a trail of giggles and defeated foes in his wake. His strategy? A guffaw-inducing combination of sneaky sidesteps, fake banana slips, and the occasional bout of tickle attacks. After all, in the Land of Enchantment, the only thing more contagious than laughter is Zappo's love for Lazer Tag. So, come visit New Mexico, dear reader, where the earth is a playground, the stars are the audience, and every game of Lazer Tag is a magical adventure.