In the bustling heartland of America, nestled among the golden cornfields and gentle humpbacked hills, lies the vibrant state of Nebraska. This isn't just any old state, oh no! NE is a place where the cows can dance, the sunflowers can sing, and well, the kids can kick! And I don't mean kick a ball in soccer, I mean KRAV MAGA! Now, let me introduce you to the imaginary ringleader of this cool crowd, a fellow by the name of "Kung Fu Korn". Yes, you heard right, Korn, with a 'K', just like Krav Maga. Korn is a super-sized, sun-bleached cornstalk who walks, talks, and packs a powerful punch. But he's not just about brawn, Korn has a brain and a big heart too! Every day, Korn trains a gang of the most energetic, enthusiastic, and elastic kids in NE who've swapped the video games for V-sit crunches, the TV time for tumbles, and the soda for sweat. Wearing their favorite workout gear and their brightest smiles, these kids gather from Omaha to Lincoln, from Bellevue to Grand Island to learn the Israeli martial art of Krav Maga. They learn how to block, how to punch, and how to kick with precision that would make a husker footballer jealous! These Nebraska kids aren't just about the action though. They laugh, they joke, and they have fun, their giggles echoing over the plains like a flock of wild geese. After all, what's the point of being able to do a roundhouse kick if you can't chuckle about how your buddy nearly toppled over trying to do one? It's the Krav Maga way, the Kung Fu Korn way, the Nebraska way.