In the heart of America, there's a state called Nebraska, known for its vast golden cornfields and football-loving folk. But don't let that fool you, my young reader. Within the borders of this seemingly placid prairie state, hides an extraordinary secret. Here, a unique group of kids are training to become the next Kung Fu masters! Now, these kids aren't your everyday run-of-the-mill Nebraskans. They don't spend their time munching on corn on the cob or cheering their lungs out at a football game. No, these kids are different. They're specially chosen by a mystical being named Chuck Norris...uh, I mean Master Bao. Master Bao is the coolest, funniest, and most extraordinary Kung Fu instructor this side of the Missouri River. With a beard as thick as a corn husk and a laugh that sounds like a buffalo's bellow, he's an unforgettable character that draws kids from all around Nebraska to train under his guidance. And let me tell you, he teaches Kung Fu in the most unorthodox way. Here, in the middle of the Nebraska prairie, these kids learn how to evade a flying corn cob, which sharpens their agility. They also practice their punches and kicks on scarecrows dressed like football players. And instead of normal push-ups, they do 'corn-ups', pushing themselves up from a bed of freshly harvested corn! But don't be fooled by the hilarity of their training, these Nebraska kids are serious about Kung Fu. They weave their way between the rows of cornfields with the agility of a pouncing tiger, punch with the strength of a raging buffalo, and maintain balance as firm as a sturdy oak tree. They might be from a state not known for Kung Fu, but they're showing the world that Nebraska is more than just cornfields and football!