In the heartland of America, nestled amidst the golden fields of corn and the mighty Platte River, lies the state of Nebraska. This isn't just any ordinary state, oh no! It's a magical land where the kids aren't just kids - they're gallant knights and daring heroines who engage in epic battles with swords! Well, they're not exactly swords, they're foils and epees, but that's just fencing lingo that you'll pick up. Welcome to the world of Nebraska Fencing, where the young warriors are as swift as prairie winds and as cunning as the raccoons that raid the cornfields by moonlight. Our tale begins in the bustling city of Omaha, where a group of these mini-musketeers gather under the watchful eyes of Sir Cornhusker, a jolly, plump gentleman with a twirlable mustache, sparkling eyes, and a fencing foil that's rumored to be made of pure Nebraska corn cob. Sir Cornhusker, real name Bob (but that doesn't sound nearly as exciting), is the legendary coach of these sprightly sword fighters. Every participant, whether they're from Omaha or Lincoln, or any cozy nook of Nebraska, is a unique character. Meet Little Lulu, a pony-tailed, freckle-faced whiz-kid who can disarm you with her quick reflexes and distract you with her endless corny jokes. Then there's Timmy 'Twister' Thompson, the hyperactive tornado of energy who can spin, leap, and lunge all at the same time! So, pull up a hay bale, grab a buttery ear of Nebraska's finest corn, and get ready to dive into the hilarious and heartwarming world of Nebraska Fencing. It's a place where laughter rings out as often as the clanging of swords, and where every kid learns that they've got the heart of a champion within them - corny, but true!