Welcome to the marvelous state of MO, or as some of the locals like to call it, the "Show-Me State." This wonderful realm is filled with rolling hills, buzzing cities, and some of the friendliest folks in the whole wide world. But, among these vibrant landscapes and bustling towns, a very peculiar group of youngsters resides. These aren't your everyday, run-of-the-mill kids. Oh no, my friends, they are the brave and brilliant Knitting Ninjas of Missouri! These Knitting Ninjas are a sight to behold. They can wield their knitting needles faster than a hummingbird flaps its wings. Their nimble fingers twist and twirl, creating majestic scarves, magical mittens, and even the occasional ferocious yet fashionable sweater for their pet hamsters. Even Glenda, the mischievous knitting gnome who lives under the Gateway Arch, can't resist their spellbinding stitches! The Grandmaster of the Knitting Ninjas is a ten-year-old lad named Billy "Bobble-Stitch" Baxter, a boy so talented that he once knitted a map of Missouri using just one strand of wool and two chopsticks. Billy leads his band of crafty comrades with courage, determination, and a sense of humor that makes a laughing hyena seem dull. He's known for his signature joke: "Why don't we knit a blanket? Because it's sew-sew!" So, if you ever find yourself in the Show-Me State, be sure to look out for these Knitting Ninjas. You might be lucky enough to witness their thread-ical adventures first-hand. Or, who knows, they might even let you join their ranks and teach you to knit like a true Missouri master!