In the heart of America, nestled between the Mississippi river and the great plains, lies an enchanting kingdom known as Missouri or MO. The land is graced with rolling hills, rich farmlands, sparkling rivers, and bustling cities like St. Louis and Kansas City, the guardians of the kingdom's east and west borders. In this realm where the spirit of adventure is as profound as the Ozark mountains, a group of daring knights and princesses come together every summer. Not to fight dragons or save the kingdom, but to conquer the mighty currents of the Missouri rivers in the most thrilling way possible - Tubing! Now, these aren't your everyday knights and princesses. Oh no! They are the 'Tube Troopers', led by their fearless leader, Sir Gurgles-a-Lot. Sir Gurgles, despite being an unusually large and quite hilarious green frog, is a master strategist and a champion tuber. With his unflinching bravery, razor-sharp wit, and a peculiar knack of always ending up with water in his mouth, Sir Gurgles ensures every tuber's journey down the river is both exciting and safe. These young Tubers, armed with their bright, inflatable steeds, embark on endless expeditions, navigating the cool, rushing waters with the ease of seasoned sailors. They laugh in the face of the rolling rapids, they tease the splashing waves, and when they tumble, they bounce right back up, their laughter echoing through the Missouri valleys. Their exhilarating tales of bravery, camaraderie, and the occasional water beetle encounter, have become legendary across the kingdom. So, in the land of Missouri, where the rivers run wild and free, the 'Tube Troopers' and their dashing leader, Sir Gurgles-a-Lot, add a generous dash of humor, courage, and good-natured fun to the age-old tradition of tubing. One might say, they're the most ribbeting heroes you could ever hope to meet!