Once upon a time in the fluffy, snow-kissed lands of Minnesota, a place where the lakes sparkle like sapphires and the forests whisper stories, bounded a group of the most uniquely funny and creative kids you could ever meet. They were the dazzling denizens of the Darn-It Squad, a merry band of children who inherited an unusual but utterly magical hobby - knitting. Their enthusiastic and somewhat quirky leader was none other than the legendary, KnitWit, a cool imaginary being with a head shaped like a yarn ball and needles for hands. KnitWit would lead the Darn-It Squad through the frosty Minnesotan evenings with an endless supply of brightly colored yarns and an uncanny ability to knit anything you can dream of. These Minnesotan kids were the bravest knitters in the world, battling against the infamous Minnesnowta winters, their needles weaving scarves, hats, and mittens at lightning speed. They’d giggle as they watched KnitWit’s fingers, or rather needles, dance in a symphony of stitches and thread, creating the most outrageous sweaters, even ones with three armholes, or socks with individual toe compartments. Not only were they fast, but they were also witty. They often baffled KnitWit with their humor, turning the knitting sessions into comedy shows. The weekly "Knit and Grit" contests would find them knitting hilarious items like woolly earmuffs for the neighborhood squirrels, or once, a rather stylish hat for a very surprised and suddenly hipster-looking bald eagle. The Darn-It Squad and KnitWit, with their bravery, humor, and creativity, brought warmth and laughter to the Minnesotan winter nights, one stitch at a time.