In the magical land of Iowa, more commonly known as IA to its cool inhabitants, you will find a lovable, corn-hugging giant named Smiley Maizey. Now, don’t be fooled by her size. Maizey is as gentle and jolly as a marshmallow on a summer campfire. This jolly giant has a special love for Iowa's skating kids. Why, you ask? Well, let's roll into that story, shall we? You see, these are not just any regular kids. They are super-skilled, ultra-awesome, marvelously magical skating sensations! They swoosh and swivel, flip and flop, under the golden Iowan sun or the twinkling silver of the moon, their laughter echoing across the vast cornfields. Every day, after school, they’d dash home, munch on their favorite corn-on-the-cobs, lace up their vibrant skates, and like bees to a flower, swarm to the biggest, smoothest slab of concrete in all of IA. And boy, do they put on a show! Their skates sparkle like shooting stars as they race in twos and threes, or all alone, their faces flushed with excitement. And now comes the best part! Smiley Maizey, with her heart as big as an Iowan barn, would stand on the sidelines, her round belly shaking with laughter, as she cheers, claps and even attempts some funny dance moves, much to the amusement of the skating kids. So, if you ever visit IA, do not miss the thrilling sight of these skating sensations and their oversized cheerleader, Smiley Maizey. It's a display of joy, camaraderie, and pure, unadulterated Iowa fun that you’ll remember for a lifetime!