Once upon a time, nestled within the glorious Rocky Mountains of the fantastical state of Colorado, was the bustling city of "NinjaVille". Yes, you heard right, NinjaVille! A place where the air is extra crisp, the pine trees are extra pointy, and the kids? Well, they were extra ninja-y! These weren't just your ordinary Colorado kiddos, oh no! They were a special breed of flip-flipping, karate-chopping, cat-like agile ninjas. Every morning, instead of brushing their teeth and combing their hair like most kids, the NinjaVille kids would perform a series of spectacular somersaults, much to the surprise of their fluffy, bewildered pet hamsters. Now, the most famous of these Colorado ninjas was a boy named Rocky, and no, he wasn't named after the Rockies - though he was as sturdy and strong as the mountains themselves. This lad had a laugh louder than a buffalo's bellow, a grin wider than the Grand Canyon, and a heart bigger than a Boulder buffalo burger (which by the way, is a Colorado delicacy!). Rocky was known to scale the highest peaks using only his bare feet and a twig, ski downhill on a pair of chopsticks, and perform the most amazing aerial stunts with a blindfold on. His favorite pastime, however, was challenging his friends to a friendly game of "Who can jump over the tallest Ponderosa Pine?" The kids of NinjaVille loved their spirited ninja games under the clear, blue Colorado skies. And while they did their kick-ass spinning kicks and super stealthy somersaults, Colorado just winked, nodded, and thought, "Yeah, that's my ninja kids!" And Rocky? Well, he was too busy planning his next ninja adventure to notice.