In the bustling state of Arkansas, often known as AR, right in the heart of America, there's a group of kids who are a little bit different. They aren't your average run-of-the-mill, video game playing, TV watching young'uns. No, these kids are Jiu jitsu wizards! Now, if you've never heard of Jiu jitsu, it's a kind of martial art that's like a dance, only instead of twirling around in pretty dresses, they're flinging each other onto mats. Let's introduce you to their leader, a quirky turtle named Master Turtley McShellington. Yep, you read it right. A turtle leading a Jiu jitsu class! But don’t be fooled by his slow movement. When it comes to Jiu jitsu, he's faster than a hare on a trampoline. Master Turtley, with his shell shining like a polished walnut, teaches these kids the art of Jiu jitsu. He can often be heard saying, "Slow and steady wins the Jiu jitsu race!" He has a funny way of delivering instructions that often has everyone rolling on the mat with laughter, that is, when they're not rolling on the mat practicing their takedowns and guard passes. The kids, who've named themselves the "AR Jitsu Jamborees", are as diverse as they come. There’s Billy, a boy with freckles scattered across his face like stars in the night sky, who can perform a sweep faster than a broom at a bakery. There's Lucy, quiet and thoughtful, but with a triangle choke that could make a pretzel jealous. And let’s not forget about tiny Timmy, whose size is inversely proportional to his courage, making him a formidable opponent. Just remember, if you ever find yourself in Arkansas, and you see a group of kids rolling around on the ground, chances are you've stumbled upon the AR Jitsu Jamborees, learning the mindful art of Jiu jitsu from none other than Master Turtley McShellington.
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