In the splendid state of Alabama, known for its magnificent mountains, roaring rivers, and stupendous Space and Rocket Center, there's a squad of super-duper kids who practice an activity called Krav Maga. They're known as the "Cotton State Krav Commandos", named after Alabama's famous fluffy cotton fields. Now, these aren’t your average peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich-eating, Saturday-morning-cartoon-watching kind of kids. Oh no, these are Krav Maga masters, who can do a roundhouse kick while simultaneously solving math problems and munching on Alabama’s world-renowned BBQ ribs! Leading this troop of young warriors is the fantastically fictional, yet somewhat possible, character named Kicking Kangaroo Karl. Karl, with his gigantic bouncing legs and mighty pouch of Krav Maga secrets, is an Alabama native. He traded his usual diet of grass and leaves for a healthier one of fried green tomatoes and sweet tea, which he swears gives him his super kangaroo kicking power. Karl teaches the kids how to defend themselves, but also how to giggle while doing it. Think about it – have you ever seen a kangaroo do a push-up? It's the funniest thing ever! Those Krav Commandos laugh so hard, it's a wonder they can still stand up, let alone execute a perfect Krav Maga move. So, if you ever find yourself in the heart of Dixie, stop by for a lesson with the Cotton State Krav Commandos. You'll learn how to defend yourself from bullies, how to laugh even when you're sweaty and tired, and most importantly, how to do a kangaroo-style push-up. But remember, you have to eat at least one fried green tomato – it's the rule!
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